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ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

(Source: breathing-lavendair, via sleepovers-with-insomniacs)

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

(via rainbowfluffdash)

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

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humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

(via majortvjunkie)

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

(Source: utorment, via majortvjunkie)

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empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

(via rainbowfluffdash)

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jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

(Source: blondaime, via pushingandshovingme)

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