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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via badgersinbowties)

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healthfoodandlove:

notahappychappycat:

breathe-gingers:

Today I was out walking in short shorts, and I heard some girls whisper as they walked by. ‘Ugh, why would she even wear shorts if they are gonna show off her gross stretch marks?’ Hearing things like this makes me so angry.
Let me clarify that my stretch marks are not gross. They are little stripes on my skin that my loving boyfriend cannot seem to stop kissing or running his fingers over.
Everyday I look at them covering my thighs and bum, all I can think of is how I have now lost the weight that I had once gained so quickly, shedding it off with eating better and exercise.
Please, anyone, when you see someone out walking or doing exercise and they have stretch marks on them, don’t make fun of them. 
Stretch marks are not something to look down upon. They do not always occur on people who have gained weight. People get them from gaining muscle too quickly as well, and losing weight too fast. They are not ugly. They are not ‘gross.’ They are a sign of growth.

healthfoodandlove:

notahappychappycat:

breathe-gingers:

Today I was out walking in short shorts, and I heard some girls whisper as they walked by. ‘Ugh, why would she even wear shorts if they are gonna show off her gross stretch marks?’ Hearing things like this makes me so angry.

Let me clarify that my stretch marks are not gross. They are little stripes on my skin that my loving boyfriend cannot seem to stop kissing or running his fingers over.

Everyday I look at them covering my thighs and bum, all I can think of is how I have now lost the weight that I had once gained so quickly, shedding it off with eating better and exercise.

Please, anyone, when you see someone out walking or doing exercise and they have stretch marks on them, don’t make fun of them. 

Stretch marks are not something to look down upon. They do not always occur on people who have gained weight. People get them from gaining muscle too quickly as well, and losing weight too fast. They are not ugly. They are not ‘gross.’ They are a sign of growth.

(via pushingandshovingme)

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1 hour ago

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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(via lost-n-alone)

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2 hours ago

English Pronunciation

baobeisoo:

xchrononautx:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.

My English teacher let me memorize this in high school

(Source: kanrose, via pushingandshovingme)

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2 hours ago

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via pushingandshovingme)

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3 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

(via i-embrace-the-weird)

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4 hours ago

mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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(via i-embrace-the-weird)

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5 hours ago

my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(via pizza)

dude just wait until the banjo drops
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5 hours ago
riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 

riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 

(Source: peggys-magic-sex-feet, via lamps-n-shit)

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6 hours ago

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(via erya)

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6 hours ago

roseisbulaklak:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

(Source: whatever-peasant, via banocolateshake)

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7 hours ago
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